February 2012
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Too sexy that if you go out... →
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That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and...
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When I'll be a mom, my advice will be this →
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Mom, he broke my heart:
Mom, I got an F:
Mom, I had a fight with my best friend:
Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
this is an adventure.: HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE... →
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cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking…
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
When you can tell by the tone of your mom's voice...
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Your reaction to finding out your best friend has...
Expectations:
Reality:
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When someone says Tumblr sucks.
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dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite
they never make any good movies
mmmhmm all their movies suck
no emotional centerpiece at all nope
or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes
and they have no aesthetic appeal at all
yeah they’re all super ugly compared to disney or pixar or whatever right
yeah dreamworks is really lame
GOD...
it’s getting hot in here
so take off all your clothes
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Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean
Watchp33j4y:
My night has been made.
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
When in gym they need someone to sit out: →
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